Gil Abad
bass

Charming lay-about and bass guitarist for the band in question. Gil has survived numerous stints on band probation, trading on his gentlemanly demeanor and ear for a memorable bass-line to escape the wrath of his demanding bandmates. Recent times have seen a renaissance for this occasional photographer of skyscrapers, and graphic designer. Accomplishments include sometimes facing the audience when delivering low-end to the high-end, making cheap sunglasses look good, and becoming a heartthrob in Sweden. It has often been said, that when having had a solid nights sleep, Gilbert is capable of the most surprisingly sublime feats. In private moments, Gil will confess, "You have to grow up eventually... please pass the ashtray."